Bon Apetit!

My baby sister begins her last year as a teenager on July 29th. 

Unfortunately, she has chosen to spend her birthday weekend with her friends

 in SACRAMENTO so my family had to make other arrangements.
(I am not very good at hiding resentment, am I?)

We're pretty awesome at making other arrangements, though. 

Steamed lobster? ...check!

Lemon butter dipping sauce? ...check!

Fresh, crunchy artichokes? ...check!

Julia Child's hollandaise sauce? ...check!

New York cheesecake with glazed strawberry topping? ...CHECK!

Are you ready for a photo tour?

Here we are cooking:

Oh I forgot to mention that I tried to dress like Julia Child haha

Melissa helping:

Michelle helping:
(HAHAHAHHAAHAHHA)




And then... it was time.
Time to cook the lobsters.



At the bottom of the steamer pot I added water, sea salt,
beer, lemon juice (and the lemon halves), chopped onion, and celery.
Yum?

LOBSTAHH TIMEEEE! 

This was a very intense process. It is harder than you think to bring a poor, innocent animal to its death.
Especially when the animal is wiggling around in a bucket! Especially when there are three animals!!!!!!

Anyway, the following pictures depict me putting the lobsters in the pot.
(Insert wild and frantic screaming here).

According to Melissa, in this next picture I yelled,
"YEAHHH YOU'RE DEAD NOW LOBSTERS!!!!"
But I cannot attest to that fact. I must have blacked out during my murderous rampage.



Blah blah blah... time passed... we made the lemon butter dipping sauce and the hollandaise.
And then!!! Ta-da!







Dinner is served :)
(Mrs. Doubtfire voice)



So now that I have shown you our meal, let me break it down for you.
First of all, I accomplished two goals!
#002: Cook a live lobster
#009: Make one of Julia Child's recipes

So yay me! Now for a review of the food:
Lobster is wonderful. Juicy. Flavorful. Yadda yadda yadda.
But making it at home is a pain in the butt.
First of all, it is hard to kill things :(
Second, its reallllyyyyy hard to crack the shell!!!
And third, once you finally pry it open, there is not much meat :(
So, long story short, I would recommend making it yourself once, just so you can really
appreciate how hard it really is. And then go to a nice seafood restaurant :)

Next:
Yummy yummy artichoke.
These are difficult to prepare. Lots of chopping and cutting.
They are also difficult to eat. Lots of peeling and peeling and peeling.
We were so excited to get to the middle but the middle was... hairy? hahahah eww



Lemon butter dipping sauce:
It was suchhh a weird consistency but actually had a great lemony buttery taste!
I would probably try to find a better recipe next time because
 the consistency freaked me out just a bit.



Julia Child's hollandaise.
Lordy. I am going to give you the recipe for this because it is just so amazing.
I may have told you already, but, I just started eating egg yolk for the first time
since I was like seven, so I was suuuper excited to make this.
It was amazing but after around 10 bites (we dipped the artichoke into it),
we just couldn't eat anymore. It was soooo dang rich.
(It literally had 2 sticks of butter in it).
Please make it! I think I am going to try to make it again with poached eggs :)

Julia Child’s Hollandaise Sauce

makes 1 1/2 cups

Ingredients

3 egg yolks

1 tablespoon water

1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice, (or more, depending on your taste)

6-8 ounces very soft unsalted butter

1 dash cayenne pepper

salt, to taste

fresh ground white pepper, to taste

Preparation

1. Whisk the yolks, water, and lemon juice in the saucepan for a few moments, until thick and pale (this prepares them for what is to come).

2. Set the pan over moderately low heat and continue to whisk at reasonable speed, reaching all over the bottom and insides of the pan, where the eggs tend to overcook.

3. To moderate the heat, frequently move the pan off the burner for a few seconds, and then back on. (If, by chance, the eggs seem to be cooking too fast, set the pan in the bowl of cold water to cool the bottom, then continue).

4. As they cook, the eggs will become frothy and increase in volume, and then thicken. When you can see the pan bottom through the streaks of the whisk and the eggs are thick and smooth, remove from the heat.

5. By spoonfuls, add the soft butter, whisking constantly to incorporate each addition. As the emulsion forms, you may add the butter in slightly larger amounts, always whisking until fully absorbed. Continue incorporating butter until the sauce has thickened to the consistency you want.

6. Season lightly with salt, pepper, and a dash of cayenne pepper, whisking in well. Taste and adjust the seasoning, adding droplets of lemon juice if needed. Serve lukewarm.

TIME FOR DESSERT!

The cheesecake was rich and the graham cracker crust was
crunchy and perfect, and the strawberries were sweet and tangy and juicy.
Thanks Smitten Kitchen!
 I think I left it out of the refrigerator for too long, though, because it got kind of melty.
For future reference, keep cheesecake in the fridge
until you are just about to slice it. Ready for the after picture?



Haha. So needless to say, it was a long night.

Buuut we're all still kind of hungry hahaha.
Actually I think Des is picking us up McDonalds as I type this...

The end!

P.S. Happy birthday baby boo. I love you!

♥